On a scale from 1 to 10, how much do you think I understand the character I roleplay?

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Since it feels like I’ve got a mini Thor with a mini Mjolnir in my head right now, I think it’s time for bed.

See you all tomorrow!

I think it’s less a fear of you and more a fear of what you do to me. I… really, really care about you. And I care about what you think of me. The idea of you hating me or doing something to hurt you? Absolutely terrifies me.

But yeah, I’m definitely laying off the scary TV shows before I go to bed.

My nightmare about you? It’s kind of silly…

Starts out slow, like, the two of us laughing and making jokes in the lab. You smile, I smile, and things go quiet. I move forward, about to touch you, and my sleeve knocks a vial off the counter. It sizzles and begins eating at the floor immediately. I turn back to you to apologize, but…

Your face is twisted in anger. That was, apparently, the only hope you had of finding a cure for your condition and I squandered it carelessly. You’re yelling and backing away from me, but for some reason you’re not transforming. I can’t move, can’t open my mouth to tell you this. You keep going, raging at what I’ve done.

You tell me you hate me, you never want to see me again, scream at me to get out, but I still can’t move. You’re still not growing, not turning color, and it’s almost worse because I can’t blame this on the Other Guy. This is you. This is you that I’ve hurt, this is you that I’ve done this to.

You grab me by the shoulders, shake me and scream at me, and then you reach out to strike me…

And I wake up.

See? Silly.

A to Z?

(I’m going to kill you, Thor.)

A: Well, I think it’s a bit early to tell… but there may definitely be love in the air for me. I don’t want to freak anyone out, but then I have been working on him for months, so it’s not like it’s a sudden thing. It’s just… complicated. But definitely maybe yes.

B: The last person I talked to on the phone was Jane. She wants to arrange some kind of girls’ night out with Pepper and Natasha, even though I’ve told her that they don’t know me well enough to want to hang out with me.

C: It’s actually been quite a long time. I’m not the sort of girl who just hands out kisses like pretzels, you know. So…. wow, I think I was a senior in high school. Yep. I kissed my best guy friend—who I was totally in love with—smack on the mouth and told him about my feelings. Then he awkwardly told me that he was proposing to my other best friend. My other best guy friend.

D: I’m a boy-lover all the way. I can appreciate the finer attributes of the female form, but I’m all about the dick. Sorry ladies.

E: That would be one hole in each ear. I got them done when I was four and screamed the whole time. Kind of turned me off other piercings, if I’m honest.

F: I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it.

G: The last person I said ‘I love you’ to was Jane. It was sarcastic, but we both knew I meant it. She’s like a sister to me!

H: The last person I hugged was Bruuuuce. I can’t resist. His hugs are the best. The best.

I: Okay, so the Doc totally didn’t notice this, but there was this girl giving him the eye on the way to the Indian place we went on our date and I seriously wanted to pull her hair out. Who the hell did she think she was? My date, not hers.

J: You didn’t know? I’m twenty-five!

K: Darcy Irene Lewis. The only favor my father ever did me was convincing my mother not to name me “Louanne.”

L: Nope. No siblings. I’m a lonely, lonely only child.

M: I think forgiveness is less about the other person and more about you. Forgiveness isn’t letting someone else off the hook. It’s telling yourself that it’s okay to let go of the bad feelings and move on from what happened. So, yes. I forgive. Some people say a little too easily.

N: My friends are like my family. My own family’s never been around much. My mom’s only just above distant with me, my dad’s only ever wanted to talk to me about child support, so… my friends are all I have. I treat them like they’re my family.

O: So glad I’m done with school. Like, so glad. I hated it. Why do you think I took an internship on a subject I knew nothing about? It was half of my classtime taken care of just showing up at Jane’s lab with coffee. Please and thank you!

P: Any and all kinds. Except maybe rap and exotic screaming. But anything else? Yes. I’ll listen to whale song. (Seriously, I love it as ambient music for when I go to sleep. It’s surprisingly soothing.)

Q: The last party I went to was for Tony’s birthday. We nearly took down the Tower! And Steve’s is coming up, so unless Tony sees a reason to throw a party between now and then, I guess that’s that!

R: Ten curiosities? Okay, welll….

1. I’ve always wondered how they manage to cut the bread but not the cheese in the Kraft cheese commercials when they make the grilled cheese sandwiches.
2. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck? This seems feasable to me and I want to know.
3. Why are there never enough hot dog buns?
4. No, seriously, this is a problem. Why are there never enough hot dog buns?
5. If humans evolved from monkeys, why did we lose the thumbs on our toes? Those are useful, damnit!
6. Why is it so hard to learn the difference between “your” and “you’re”?
7. For that matter, what about “their,” “they’re,” and “there”?
8. I’m beginning to wonder if a Poli-Sci major is even more useless than an English one. Not that I finished mine out.
9. Why did you make me do all 26, Thor? Why?
10. Will anyone even read this?

S: Habits? I have habits? The only habit I have is not forming habits!

T: Okay, here we go again…

1. My iPod gets the first spot because it was WRONGFULLY STOLEN from me just because I used it to post a picture of Thor to Facebook. Which is still on Facebook, so why steal my iPod in the first place?
2. The second thing I love unconditionally is my SHIELD-issued pencil length skirt that’s going to get a lot more use now that I know a certain someone likes seeing me in it.
3. My trusty taser! I never leave home without her. Never know when you might be mugged/raped/murdered and dumped in an ally. Or, you know, attacked by a crazy Asgardian who was banished from his homeworld.
4. The document Pepper sent me when I first came to work in Stark Avengers Tower, saying that I had full rights to smack Tony across the face if the need arose. (And it did.) The paper is very precious to me and framed above my bed.
5. My grandmother’s cross necklace. She gave it to me right before she died in the Chitauri attack—almost like she knew what would happen.

U: Dude, you don’t even want to know. I text like my thumbs will fall off if I don’t.

V: I’m living all my dreams right now. I’ve got a dream job, a dream apartment, and a dream date. That’s… huge, compared to what my life was like before.

W: An idol? Pepper Potts. She’s like the role model for all women who want to get ahead in the world. That, or the female Gorillaz member. She had some pretty cool fashion sense.

X: There are a lot of things I regret doing in my life. The thing I regret most isn’t something that I can easily talk about. Suffice it to say that it happened a long time ago, and I’m still paying for it.

Y: New York is an amazing place to live, but like I told Bruce… anyplace can be amazing if you want it to be. It’s all about perspective.

Z: Well, I think that’s it. THANKS SO MUCH, THOR. LIKE SERIOUSLY.

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askdarcylewis:

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askdarcylewis:

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Hey Hey Hey, You are really scary before you’ve had your second cup of coffee even the big man knows it. Also I think I need to do something about that. I can’t help it if you yelling even makes him stop.

What can I say?

And you wonder why they took you away from the front desk?

Pfff. Whatever. Now I get to hang out with you guys all day and make sure you’re not trying to kill one another.

Well not to sound to perverted I do like watching you walk around in that S.H.I.E.L.D. issued pencil skirt. Tends to be a highlight of my day.

God I sound like Tony some.

I am so sorry about that.

Sweetie, like I don’t ogle you when you’re trying out the high-elasticity spandex that you’ve been testing so you don’t ruin your clothes every time you have an “episode.”

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askdarcylewis:

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Hey Hey Hey, You are really scary before you’ve had your second cup of coffee even the big man knows it. Also I think I need to do something about that. I can’t help it if you yelling even makes him stop.

What can I say?

And you wonder why they took you away from the front desk?

Pfff. Whatever. Now I get to hang out with you guys all day and make sure you’re not trying to kill one another.

badsciencebanner:

Hey Hey Hey, You are really scary before you’ve had your second cup of coffee even the big man knows it. Also I think I need to do something about that. I can’t help it if you yelling even makes him stop.

What can I say?